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September 14, 2007

Some Pulpit Pimps Even Peddle Their Own Soap in the Lord’s Name!

by @ 10:28 pm. Filed under Nuts on Parade

Brother Dazzarai of Christianitywatch has another video that exposes pulpit pimps and false teachers to beware of.

Ephesians 5:11 (New King James Version)

11) And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather expose them.



False Teacher Warning No 3

And the pimp selling soap, you’re not going to believe what you see on his page where he’s selling that garbage!



15 Responses to “Some Pulpit Pimps Even Peddle Their Own Soap in the Lord’s Name!”

  1. 2thehilt Says:

    The sad thing, is that there are saps/sheeple/gullible folks who will fall for this scam. I wonder if Jordan sold any of this “prophetic” soap to his boy “Rev.” Run? And just when I thought Jordan couldn’t sink any lower…. he has underwhelmed me with this one.

  2. 2thehilt Says:

    Oh, and BTW, I couldn’t resist taking an OJ-sized stab at this little gem:

    “Blended by His Grace, Bishop E. Bernard Jordan, ”

    Since when did Jordan become “His Grace”???? It seems like he wants to be a black pope so bad, it’s killing him.

  3. Praiser4Life Says:

    I figured this pimp out a long time ago. He was selling prophecies on his website a while ago, don’t know if he still does it. You could get a prophecy for everyday of the year, for $365. This guy used to hang with Juanita a while back. Looks like she should have invested in his “Prophetic Awareness” soap before she went to the hotel. This guy is a witch!

  4. Yvette Says:

    All profit Jordon needs to do now is put on his voodoo costume, stand in front of his witchdoctor’s pot, and shake his skull rattle. ‘Anointed’ soap? give me a break.

  5. art123 Says:

    Is this the same guy who bought Rev Ike a Bentley back in 2005? He is also the same guy whom I saw on the Word Network with his wife and claimed that they foretold the Hurricane Katrina years before it happened. Now he is selling soap? Never mind, I’ll stick to Safe Guard.

  6. healtheland Says:

    The dreadlocks are a nice touch. Makes him look more spiritual, like a voodoo or rastafarian sort.

  7. Ann Says:

    They are all a bunch of con. men and women. Hurry back Christ.

  8. KyleNYC Says:

    File this under proving a negative.

    You know, if you eliminate the archeological evidence, the creation science evidence and the historical evidence you’d still have behavior like the above “proving” Scripture like the following:

    2Ti 3:13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

    2Pe 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

    2Pe 2:2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.

    2Pe 2:3 And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.

  9. Lennie Says:

    The “sense” of urgency is a trick they use.

    What’s the rush in emptying out my wallet to send a creep $777—money I could use to either pay bills or keep in my bank account?

    What’s the rush to go to my phone now? ARe they not afraid of busing hell wide open?

  10. Lennie Says:

    Blended by His Grace, Bishop E. Bernard Jordan, these soaps will cause you to experience the prophetic in a way you would never expect. Click on the various products to see what you’re missing!

    LOL!!!!!!

    I plan to blog about this tomorrow evening!

    Lynn

  11. DL Foster Says:

    Prophetic SOAP?

    Jordan is disgusting.

    Rev. Ike taught him well.

    There is no low low enough when you are chasing money.

  12. briabria37 Says:

    a couple of years this shyster was in the back of a HAIR MAGAZINE, offering scriptural readings if you called his toll free #.

    They are able to pull this off, because many christians are vulnerable, gullible, and chasing after the american “dream”-which is to be rich! *smh*
    bria

  13. briabria37 Says:

    His Grace?? that’s what they call the Queen of England!! Haughtiness comes before downfall.

  14. briabria37 Says:

    @Praiser4life
    “This guy used to hang with Juanita a while back. Looks like she should have invested in his “Prophetic Awareness” soap before she went to the hotel.”

    I laughed so loud! That was priceless, and true. I know we’re in the last days, because this behavior IS BLATANT, AND PREVALENT!! I agree, hurry and come back Jesus!!

  15. DestinysLady Says:

    I have never seen such absolute rubbish in my life. Maybe Bernard can use some of that soap to cleanse his spirit and wash Juanita’s sheets. Then just maybe we can stop the madness and have church. Until then I ain’t taking my eyes off of Jesus.

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