Blogs4Bauer list all the advantages.
Top 10 Changes Jack Bauer Would Bring to the White House Press Corps
10. Positive stories about Bush increase 145% in his first hour alone.
9. Five moles weeded out of press corps by Bauer.
8. Ask a stupid question; get hooked up to the sensory deprivation device.
7. Podium replaced with bullet-proof barrier with gun ports.
6. All press conferences last an hour, with all tough questions coming at 45 minutes past the hour.
5. By the end of a press conference, a minimum of 34 people would have been killed.
4. “No comment” replaced by “We don’t have time for that question”.
3. Gary Bauer mistakenly showed up to a press conference, once.
2. All comments will be yelled.
1. Blogs4Bauer starts to live-blogs press conferences.
Hey, anybody that survive cross fire between a strike team, police and a military unit can do anything
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Hat tip Stop the ACLU.
And hey Laura Ingraham, the new 24 music is just fine.
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