First I have to say that this woman totally disgraces the name “Madonna”, but Christians never had a riot over it.

Pop Star Madonna (not to be confused with the Virgin Mary) is learning that children have very impressionable minds. And she’s learning the lesson via actions from her trashy past catching up with her. Because her own 9 year old daughter is not sure if her mother is gay.

Families across the nation had to explain that trashy kiss to their children. Even the families good enough to keep their children from watching the broadcast on MTV, still saw it all over the media afterwards and had explaining to do. Well now it’s Mommy Madonna’s turn. And how did she handle it? Did she, with her new found faith tell her child that such actions are sinful and that mommy made a terrible mistake, that she prays her daughter never makes? Of course not, this is Liberal Madonna we’re talking about. So here is what she did say to her child.

So she tries to pass it off as “passing energy”. She’s telling a lie to her child to cover a total sin. How long does Mommy Madonna expect to get away with this lie? Her own daughter is learning about debased activity from her own mother’s public actions. Will her child try and pass a little energy one day at school?

Let’s just cut to the real stinker! What will her daughter (named Lourdes) ask when she sees her mommy’s movie Madonna: Truth or Dare?

Maybe she will ask:

• Mommy, are you just a straight up slut?
• Mommy, is it OK to get in the bed with anything that makes me feel good?
• Mommy, is it OK if I pass my energy to anyone in the world that ask for it? I really want to help people.
• Mommy, why did you make that filth that parents around the world are now having to deal with? Before you did it, parents had one less thing to worry about having to explain, before they felt their children might be ready to learn about it.

Instead of “passing energy” maybe in the future Pop Star Madonna will pass a little advice to “baby pop stars”. And tell them not to be sluts like she has been!

update (3/8/2006 11:17AM ET): Added to Right Wing Nation’s Open Trackback.